This has always been one of my favorite "novelty" songs by Roger Alan Wade. I never quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy thinkin' and searchin'. I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the song just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was. Intro: E (Strum once) Chorus 1:

She's a ^Apsycho bitch from Hell Suckin' o^En a Pall Mall She gets ^B7drunk as a carload of white trash Walks like a d^Euck She's ^Ahairy as the missin' link Her 12^ED wide Pick 'n Pay stink The nicest ^B7thing she ever said to me was "^Eyou suck"

Verse 1:

Oh the ^Abest mood she ever been in was a b^Ead mood ^B7It just tends to go from bad to ^Eworse And all she ^Aever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a Q^Euaalude But a ^B7good ass-whippin' is what her big ass de^Eserves

Chorus 2:

Verse 2:

Well her ole m^Aomma's still in jail, cause her d^Eaddy drank up the bail And ^B7her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is ^Efunny And her little t^Awin sister used to be a whore, but that little ^Epig ain't no whore no more Cause nob^B7ody's desperate enough to give the little skank no m^Eoney

Chorus 3:

She's a ^Apsycho bitch from Hell Suckin' o^En a Pall Mall She gets ^B7drunk as a carload of white trash Walks like a d^Euck She's ^Ahairy as the missin' link Her 12^ED wide Pick 'n Pay stink B7 (Strum once) E The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family" ____________________________________

Early Times is a brand of whiskey A quaalude is a sedative pill In the line "Suckin' on a Pall Mall" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger pronounces it like "Pell Mell" to rhyme with the first line better. And in the line "Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink" (12D is a men's shoe size and "Pick n' Pay" is a the name of a store chain).

Roger Alan Wade - Psycho bitch from hell