Roger Alan Wade - Fryin bacon nekkid

Whoa you ^Ctempt me darlin' then you torture ^G7me ^CLovin' you's like fryin' bacon ^Fnekkid And that's ^Chow I feel when ^G7you get through with ^Cme

Lord you'd think I ^Fknow, you'd think I'd ^Clearned A man falls in ^G7love, a man's a-gonna get ^Cburned But all I aksed from ^Fyou is this solemn ^Cpledge Oh you can ^G7burn the bacon but please don't scorch the ^Csausage

What made ^FGod put thorns on a ^Crose He got his ^G7reasons I ^Csuppose But what makes a ^Fwoman wanna put her ^Cman G7/ C Like cold fat back in a fryin' pan

Sweet ^FLouise, baby that's ^Chow I feel when ^G7you get thru with ^Cme G7-C Yodel-ay-oo