Roger Alan Wade - Counterman

We got e^Averything from ^EA to Z some miscellaneous and what ha^B7ve ya I got the ^Eparts to fix all the parts of cars that make 'em all blow ^Asmoke But I ain't got the part for the ^Epart of my heart that ^B7woman of mine just ^Ebroke

Well I'm a ^Acounterman and I's a countin' on her just to ^Estay with me the resta my life I's crazy for wishin' that blond beautician would settle down and be my ^B7wife I'd ^Ebet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high ^Aheels 'Cause she's purty as a cherry ^E'57 Chevy and ^B7smooth as an Old^Esmobile

^EI even talked to the fram air filter man about makin' her Miss ^ADecember On the calender for the customers and distributors and ^B7vendors well my ^Emama said it'd probably go to her head and hell I guess my mama was ^Aright 'Cause I'm puttin cashews ^Ein my coat, she's at the ^B7Burgundy Room ^Etonight

Well I'm a ^Acounterman and I's a countin on her just to ^Estay with me the resta my life Hell I's crazy for wishin' that wild beautician would settle down and be my ^B7wife I'd ^Ebet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high ^Aheels 'cause she purty as a cherry '^E57 Chevy and ^B7smooth as an Olds^Emobile A E B7 E B7-E Ah she's purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile