Roger Alan Wade - Butt ugly slut

I want a ^Ebutt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem And a ^Ajealous old man in ^Ejail

And so ^F#7fat she'll knock a needle off a ^Bscale ^ELong as she'll buy me a new Zebco I don't ^Acare if she's built like a ^Eblue whale I want a ^Abutt ugly slut with a ^Ebad drinkin' problem And a ^B7jealous old man in ^Ejail

Lord she's ^Aignorant, but she's ^Eugly Yeah she's ^B7lazy, but she's ^Emean I been to ^A2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen ^Enothin' Like when my ^B7little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled ^EKrispe Kremes

And a ^Ajealous old man in ^Ejail I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror And so ^F#7fat she'll knock a train of a ^Brail ^EI don't care if she cheats on me 'long she ^Asends me checks in the ^Email I want a ^Abutt ugly slut with a ^Ebad drinkin' problem And a ^B7jealous old man in ^Ejail I want a ^Abutt ugly slut with a ^Ebad drinkin' problem And a ^B7jealous old man in ^Ajail E B7-E Hey yodelay-hoo-hoo