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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] E C F# Am E [Verse]
ECause I lost my job Asus2two weeAks before Christmas E Asus2 A And I Etalked to Jesus at the sewer aAsus2nd theA Pope said it was none ofE his damned bAsus2usiness E Asus2 A While the Erain drank champagne Asus2my EstAonian Archangel came and got me Ewasted Asus2 A Cause the sweeEtest kiss I ever got is thAsus2e one AI've never tasted E Asus2 A
[Chorus 1]
Oh but they'll Etake their bonus Apay G#mto Molly BMcDonald, ENeon ladies, Abeauty is that which obeys, G#m7is bought or Bborrowed
[Instrumental] E Asus2 A E Asus2 A [Verse]
ACause my Eheart's become a crooked hotel Asus2full ofA rumoErs Asus2 A ABut it's EI who pays the rent Asus2for theAse fingered-face Eout-of-tuners Asus2 A Aand I make 1E6 solid half hour friendships Asus2 Aevery evening E Asus2 A ACause your Equeen of hearts who is half a stone And likes to laugh aloneAsus2 A Ais always threatening you with Eleaving Asus2 A
[Chorus]
Oh but they pElay those token gAames G#m7on Willy BThompson EAnd give a medal to replace the Ason G#m7of Mrs. Annie BJohnson
[Instrumental] E Asus2 A E Asus2 A [Verse]
ACause they Etold me Eeverybody's got to pay their duesAsus2 A AAnd I explained that I had overEpaid them Asus2 A ASo Eoverdue I went to the company storeAsus2 A Aand the clerk there said that they had just been inEvaded Asus2 A ASo I sEet sail in a teardrop and Asus2escapedA beneath the door sill E Asus2 A ECause the smell of her perfumeAsus2 A Aechoes in my Ehead still
[Instrumental] Asus2 A E Asus2 A E Asus2 A [Verse]
ACause I Esee my people trying to drown the sunAsus2 A AIn weekends of whiskey Esours Asus2 A ECause how many times can you wake up in this comic book
Asus2 A E Asus2 A and plant flowers? [Outro] E Asus2 A E Asus2 A E C F# Am E