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[Chords] A/E XX7650 A6/E XX7670 Cmaj7 X35453 D6 X04432 A/C# X47655 [Intro] D A/E A6/E
DI don't like humus, AI hate long lines, Cmaj7Nosy neighbors and Emvenetian blinds, DChirping news anchors, Aalter my mood, EmI'm offended by buzz-words Clike "awesome" and "dude".
DI look like a train wreck, AI feel like a blob, CTill you get to know me, Gyou may think I'm a snob, D6But I'm closer to Dheaven Athan I've ever D6been.
D6I don't eat sushi, AI don't smoke grass, CI don't wear pyjamas, EmI don't drive Em7fast. DI hate idle gossip Aand tassled shoes, Em7Slick politicians, Cthey give me the blues.
DI don't ride in Limos, AI can't play golf, Cmaj7I don't own a rifle Gthat will blow your head off, But I'm Dcloser to heaven Athan I've ever Dbeen.
[Break] D A Bm7 G D A D
I'm Bm7riding A/C#that Dway from Bm7cradleA/C# to gDrave, I'm Bm7learnAing to Dfeel my Ghands on the G6wheAel.
DI love my friends, AI love my wife, CFour little babies Em7are the light of my life. DI love Sissy Spacek, AI love Guy Clark, EmAll the biscuits and gravy CI can eat with a fork.Gmaj7
D6I don't wanna be Dfamous, Awho gives a damn? Cmaj7I just wanna be happy Gwhere ever I am, And D6I'm closer to Aheaven than I've F#m7ever Bm7been,Gmaj7 D6I'm cloDser to Aheaven than I've ever D6been,
[Outro] D A Bm7 G D A Bm7 G D6 A D6 D A D A D6 D