Rodney Carrington - The underwear song

Well I w^Eent to the neighbors yard sale to s^Aee what I could find When I fo^B7und an old pair of underwear hanging on a c^Elose line I as^Eked an old women in a lawn chair how m^Auch you want for them drours She s^B7aid if you're willin to touch them them nasty things are y^Eours Th^Eey been hanging out here in the back yard since 1^A985 They we^B7re my husband's favorite pair when he was still a^Elive Th^Eey're stiff as a board in mildew if you w^Aash em they'll be fine They got sk^B7id marks up to the waistband but they ain't no worse than m^Eine I w^Aish the boys at BVD could s^Eee me wearing these A B7 * * * * Oh they just might find it in their hearts to give me a pair for free ee ee ee ee Oh they a^Ere my favorite underwear I^A wear em everyday I ^B7use tape from scotch to repair the crotch but I get blisters that w^Eay