Rodney Carrington - The drinking song

My work day's ^Cdone, go grab a ^Fshower, let's hit the ^Gpub, it's happy ^Chour If we get bombed, who gives a ^Fdamn, I'm not as ^Gdrunk as you think I ^Cam

Those chicks right ^Cthere don't look too ^Fgood, but three more ^Gbeers, I think I ^Cwould It's either them or my right ^Fhand, I'm not as ^Gthink as you drunk I ^Cam!

So ^Fbuy another ^Cround, we'll sit right ^Ghere and drink 'em ^Cdown Get every- ^Fone, another ^Cbeer, you'll have to ^Dkick us outta ^Ghere

Say, are you ^Cgirls waitin' on your ^Ffriends, what did you ^Gsay, you're lesbi- ^Cans Bartender cancel those two ^Fdrinks, I'm not as ^Gam as you drunk I ^Cthink

This beer is ^Cmovin' like a ^Ftrain, I think my ^Glizard needs a ^Cdrain But first I'll have a double ^Fshot, I'm drunk you ^Gthink as you am is ^Cnot

So ^Fbuy another ^Cround, we'll sit right ^Ghere and drink 'em ^Cdown Get every- ^Fone, another ^Cbeer, you'll have to ^Dkick us outta ^Ghere

This bathroom's ^Cnice as it can ^Fbe, it's got four ^Gwalls, I've puked on ^Cthree Oops, here comes more, I'll use the ^Fsink, I'm not as ^Gdrunk as you am I ^Cdink

I put that ^Cbouncer right in his ^Fplace, I smacked his ^Gelbow with my ^Cface He's lucky that it's closin ^Ftime, drunk am is ^Gnot as you think you ^CI'm

So ^Fbuy another ^Cround, we'll sit right ^Ghere and drink 'em ^Cdown F C D G C F C Get every- one, another beer, you'll have to kick us outta here -----