^DOur work day's done. Go grab a show^Ger! Let's hit the p^Aub. It's Happy Ho^Dur. ^DIf we get bombed. Who gives a da^Gmn' I'm not as dru^Ank, As you think I a^Dm.

T^Dhose chicks right there don't look to go^God, but three more be^Aers... I think I wo^Duld!

It's either them,

or my right ha^Gnd. I'm not as thi^Ank, as you drunk I ^Dam!

S^Go by another rou^Dnd. We'll sit right he^Are, and drink 'em do^Dwn. Get every^Gone another be^Der. You'll have to ki^Ack us outta he^Dre.

^DSay are you girls waitin' on your frie^Gnds' What did you say^A'!' You're lesbian^Ds!

Bartender cancel

those two drink^Gs. I'm not as ^Aam, as you drunk I thi^Dnk.

This beer is movin'

like a trai^Gn. I think my liza^Ard needs a dra^Din.

But first I'll have

a double sh^Got. I'm drunk you thi^Ank, as you am is n^Dot.

S^Go by another rou^Dnd. We'll sit right her^Ae, and drink 'em dow^Dn. Get everyo^Gne another be^Der. You'll have to k^Aick us outta he^Dre.

This bathroom's nice

as it can ^Gbe. It's got four wal^Als; I've puked on th^Dree!

Oops, here comes more!

I'll use the si^Gnk. I'm not as thru^Ank, as you am I di^Dnk.

I put that bouncer

right in his pla^Gce. I smacked his elb^Aow with my fa^Dce.

He's lucky that

it's closin time^G. Drunk am is no^At, as you think you ^DI'm.

S^Go by another rou^Dnd. We'll sit right he^Are, and drink 'em d^Down. Get every^Gone another be^Der. You'll have to ki^Ack us outta her^De.

Rodney Carrington - The beer song