Rodney Carrington - That awful day

^GI got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty that she had wrote telling me to go to hell. C G I crawled in the windo^D7w got inside she kicked me in the balls and then I cried, Called a name said I Lied ki^Gcked me again thought I died. C G Too^Ck my clothes set them on fire and hit me with her curling iron. Tried to block it my watch, And ^D7then she kicked me in the crouch again. ^CYea today's the day my wife met m^D7y girlfriend. ^G

^GWell I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed. ^CI tried to run scream for help she hit me in the^G nurts with a rhinestone belt. ^D7 It was like nothing I had ever felt, ^GI thing god I wasn't wearing a kilt. ^CShe grabbed the bat from beneath the bed She swung it once an^Gd missed my head, D7 C She ^D7reared back, swung it again, and Then she hit me in the twin's again. ^CYea today's the day my wife met my^D7 girlfriend. ^{G C}Yea today's that awful day, And m^D7y boys wont be t^Che same. ^D7 Yea today^C's the day my wife met m^D7y girlfriend. ^{G C G}