Rodney Carrington - Shane

^GMy hair is kinda thinning ^DI got a tooth thats kinda loose ^CMy belly is getting bigger ^DWaist size is 42 ^GMy prostates getting larger ^DI pee more than I should ^CMy pecker feels like cotton ^DWhen it use to feel like wood

^GShe still loves me ^DShe still tells me I'm cute ^CAnd even though she screws the pool boy ^DOur love it still feels new ^GShe loves me ^DAnd I love her just the same ^CThe other day she got some flowers not from me ^DYou know the flowers came from shane ^GWho the fuck is shane

^GI've lost a lot of money ^DGambling till I'm sick ^CWith a lot she's made ^DOn a corner turning tricks ^GI know it sounds crazy ^DTo think thats what i let her do ^CBut if you saw the cash she's made ^DI'd bet you let her to

^GShe still loves me ^DShe still tells me I'm cute ^CAnd even though she screws the pool boy ^DOur love it still feels new ^GShe loves me ^DAnd I love her just the same ^CThe other day she got some money not from me ^DYou know the money came from shane ^GWho the fuck is shane

^DAin't it kinda funny how to people make it work ^CThough unconventional nobodies getting hurt ^DNo no no no

^GShe still loves me ^DShe still tells me I'm cute ^CAnd even though she screws the pool boy ^DOur love it still feels new ^GShe loves me ^DAnd I love her just the same ^CThe other day we got together me and ^Dher And a goofy son bitch named shan^Ge