Rodney Carrington - Put your clothes back on

Put your clothes back o^Cn I'd rather be al^Fone Your t^Ching is all worn out now get on^G home

You've had ^Ctoo many lovers, they've worn off the hair there a^Fin't no way i'm going in there put your ^Cclothes on ^Gand get on hom^Ce

I should've never gone ^Cout I should've never had a d^Frink T^Cake that thing outside It's starting to^G stink

Your ^Cfriends done told me where you have been and i^F feel sorry for all those men now put your ^Cclothes back on baby ^GAnd get on hom^Ce

Yeah g^Fet that thing away from me It lo^Coks like something your dog would eat i've s^Geen enough, now set me free i t^Chink that thing just barked at me (woof) ^FEarly this morning it bit my leg ^Coh little darling don't you making me beg Now put your ^Gclothes back on and get on h^Come

Oh shit i'm ^Cscared. I need medical c^Fare I ^Cthink three midgets just crawled out of ^Gthere (Run boys!) Well ^Ci was fine before you came would you t^Fhrow something over that pitiful thing Baby ^Cput your clothes back o^Gn and get on h^Come

^FYeah, put your c^Clothes on and ^Gget your booty back home go ^Con.