Rodney Carrington - Morning wood

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Moooooooorning Woood ^{Em G A}Ye^Emeehhhaaaa!!!!

Well I ^Emget up in the mornin and I'm ^Gfeelin good 'Cause ^Aunderneath the covers is my ^Emmornin' wood My ^Emwife wakes up and ^Glooks my way ^AKids run in and ^Emruin my day

^EmWood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood He's a ^Gman who really ^Aloves his morning ^EmWood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood

Well I ^Emwalked in the bathroom and ^Gtried to pee All ^Ahunched over tryin' to a^Emvoid the seat I ^Emraised up and s^Gtill the same So ^Aon the wall I ^Emwrote my name

^EmWood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood He's a ^Gman who really ^Aloves his morning ^EmWood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood

Ya, my ^Emwife walks in and ^Gsees the mess I can ^Atell right away she's ^Emnot impressed I ^Emclean it all up and I s^Gtart to cry It ^Awon't go down and I ^Emdon't know why

^EmWood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood He's a ^Gman who really ^Aloves his morning ^EmWood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood

Well, I ^Emgot to go to work and there's s^Gtill no change I'm ^Athinking by now there's ^Emsomething strange S^Emtill feels good and it ^Greally don't hurt So ^Aall I do is un^Emtuck my shirt

^EmWood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood He's a ^Gman who really ^Aloves his morning He's a ^Gman who really ^Aloves his morning He's a ^Gman who really ^Aloves his morning Yeeeee^EmHaaaa!!

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Rodney you're not going to work like that, are you?

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Honey, I'm taking the convertible, yaahaa!