Rodney Carrington - Just one beer

^EOne beer then I'm gone. ^EThe ugliest women that I've laid eyes on. ^AGot together and decid^Eed to come here. ^EThey're not pretty, they're not small ^EI don't give a damn at all. ^BTonight I'm only havin just^E one beer.

^AYeah tonight I'm only ^Ehavin just two beers. ^EI don't mind the atmos^Bphere in here. ^AIt feels so right, it must be wrong ^EI know I can't stay too long. ^BTonight I'm only ^Ehavin just two beers.

^EThree beers but no more. There's no way I'm drinkin four. ^AMy attitude's imp^Erovin with the beer. ^EI was mad but now I'm glad, ^EThe women in here they ain't so bad ^BTonight I'm only ha^Evin just three beers.

^AYeah tonight I'm only ^Ehavin just six beers. ^EI kinda like the atm^Bosphere in here. ^AIt feels so right It must be wrong. ^EI know I can't stay too long. ^BTonight I'm only h^Eavin just six beers.

^ETwelve beers and I quit ^EOh good Lord I'm drunk as shit ^AI just spent my whole paycheck in here. ^EI took a chance, I tried to dance, ^EI threw up and pissed my pants. ^B.one beer. ^E

^AYeah tonight I'm only ^Ehavin just one beer. ^EAt least that's what I s^Baid when I got here. ^AIt felt so right, but it was wrong. ^EI know that I'd stayed too long. ^BI think I must have d^Erank a hundred beers. ^BNow I wished I'd o^Enly had one beer. ^AGod I wis^Bhed I'd ne^Ever c^Aom^Ee in here.