Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Intro: C F C F Verse 1:
(M)-CWe first met we made love every Fhour, Cnow-wa-days I always have to Fbeg (W)-CWhen we first met your stomach was a Fsix-pack, Cnow -A- days it looks more like a Fkeg. C/E Dm(B)-It's to late now we're mar-G7ried, Dm till we're dead and bu-G7ried.
Chorus:
(B)-Your stuck with Cme, and I'm stuck with Gyou, baby Fit's to late and there’s nothing we caG7n do. (B)-We tied the Cknot, and we both have second Gthoughts, FI got drunk and G7now I'm stuck with Cyou. F
C F C F Verse 2:
(M)-CWhen we first met our love was like a Fflower, Cnow it's like a weed I'd like to Fpick. (W)-CWhen we first met, our love was Fstrong and growing, Cnow it's short and shriveled like your Fdick. C/E Dm(B)-It's to late now we're mar-G7ried, Dm till we're dead and bu-G7ried.
Chorus:
(B)-Your stuck with Cme, and I'm stuck with Gyou, baby Fit's to late and there’s nothing we caG7n do. (B)-We took our Cvows, and we're both sorry Gnow, FI got drunk and G7now I'm stuck with Cyou. F
(M)-CNow I share a checking account and Fhalf my money’s gone. (W)-CI share a bathroom with a man who can'tF hit the john. (M)-CI got someone to nag at me and Ftell me how to drive. (W)-CNow my life is over but my Dmbody’s stilG7l alive. G7#
(B)-Your stuck with C#me, what did we G#do (M)-Oh whatF#ever made me stick my thing in G#you. (B)-We took our C#vows, and we're both sorry G#now, baby F#I got drunk and now I'm stuck with yCou (M)-Yea the F#condom broke, and G#now I'm stuck with C#you. (W)-The F#kids aren’t yours, anG#d I'm still stuck witC#h you.