Rodney Carrington - If im the only one

We ^Gfell in love and got ^Emmarried back in ^Cnineteen ninety-three ^{D G}People said you had a ^Emrocky past, ^Cit never mattered to me ^{D Em}You say I'm the only one, but there're ^Apictures on our wall Of ^Cyou and your x boy friend ^Dkissin' at the mall

If I'm the ^Gonly one you ever ^Emloved, how ^Ccome you still talk to ^Dhim If I'm ^Gthe only one you ever ^Emloved, how come our ^Cbaby looks just like ^DTim ^CJust askin' questions, ^DI don't mean to pry ^CYou got all the answers, so ^Dbaby, just ^D/Etell me ^D/F#why

If I'm the ^Gonly one you ^Emever loved who's ^Cunderwear are these ^D If I'm ^Gthe only one you ^Emever loved how come you've ^Cgot so many Marti Gras ^Dbeads You ^Csay that I'm the ^Gonly ^Emone you ^Dlove

You ^Gdidn't come home the ^Emother night, ^Cyou said you had to work ^Dlate ^GI came by your ^Emoffice with some ^Ccookies I baked ^{D Em}I walked in and I saw him and his ^Ahands were in your hair And ^Cboth your feet were ^Gpointed ^Emin ^Dthe air

If I'm the ^Gonly one you ^Emever loved, how come your ^Cboss is all over you ^D If I'm ^Gthe only one you ^Emever loved, how come his ^Cpants are around his ^Dshoes ^CJust askin' questions, ^DI don't mean to pry ^CYou got all the answers, so ^Dbaby, just tell my why

I just ^Cneed an explanation, so ^DI can understand ^GWhy, when I came home last night, there ^Emwas a necked man Runnin' ^Am'cross our land with his ^Ccloths in his hand, he ran ^D

If I'm the ^Gonly one you ^Emever loved, how come your ^Cnames on the bathroom ^Dwall If I'm the ^Gonly one you ^Emever loved, how come it ^Csays for a good time ^Dcall You ^Csay that I'm the only one you ^Dlove But you ^Emspent the night on fifty cents tour ^Dbus

How am ^CI the only ^Done you ever loved ^G