Rodney Carrington - Drink more beer

^GIf your jobs about to kill you, but you can't af^Cford to quit ^Git. The best advice that ^CI can give ^Gyou, is drink more b^Deer Then your tr^Guck keeps overheating, cause your radi^Cators leak^Ging That the brown bag a^Ct your f^Geet, dr^Dink more b^Geer

^GDrink more b^Ceer, Drink more b^Geer Take the can in your ha^Dnd and d^Gam if your tro^Dubles don't ^Gup and disap^Dpear ^GYou've had that one too many, let some else s^Cteer So you can drink more ^Gbee^Dr, why don't drink more b^Geer

^GWhen your In laws come to visit, and your house feels l^Cike a pri^Gson Stay reel close ^Cto the fri^Gggin', drink more b^Deer When your wo^Gman won't stop naggin, that your getting' ^Con the wa^Ggon Lying saying your cut^Cting b^Gack and dr^Dink more b^Geer

^GDrink more b^Ceer, Drink more b^Geer Take the can in your ha^Dnd and d^Gam if your tro^Dubles don't ^Gup and disap^Dpear ^GIf the lady your making eyes at don't look like Britney Sp^Cears Drink more ^Gbee^Dr (and she will) drink more b^Geer. (Everybody sing)

^GDrink more b^Ceer, Drink more b^Geer Take the can in your ha^Dnd and d^Gam if your tro^Dubles don't ^Gup and disap^Dpear ^GCause Bud make you wiser, Bud Light makes you lighter And a Wine Cooler makes you ^C (Willie put that Wine Cooler Down) Drink more ^Gbee^Dr, drink more b^Geer ^GWhen the bar closes down, we'll head into town to the Quick Stop And see my old friend I-^CMeer And we'll but more ^Gbee^Dr, so we can drink more b^Geer ^C Drink more ^Gbee^Dr, (we'll drink a whole lot more b^Geer)