Rodney Carrington - Best youll do tonight

^DHeads began to ^Gturn And one by one the ^Cmen walked up ^DAnd everyone got ^Gburned You were ^Emquite the flirt In your ^Cmini skirt Brought the ^Emboys down to their ^Cknees But you waited too long to ^Dpick one out ^CNow it's just ^Dyou and ^Gme.

^DI ^Gmay not be a ^Dmillionaire And I ^Cain't no movie ^Dstar But ^Gyou played hard to ^Dget too long And the ^Cgood ones left the ^Dbar I ^Emknow you had intentions of going ^Ahome with Mr. Right But ^Cit's last call for ^Dalcohol And I'm the ^Cbest you'll ^Ddo ^Gtonight

^GHey we can leave in ^Cseparate cars ^DAnd no one has to ^Gknow I hope you don't live too ^Cfar from here ^DMy gas tank's running ^Glow But if ^Emall goes well And we ^Cclose the deal And you're ^Emlooking for a date next ^Cweek You can come back to the ^Dsame ole bar And I'll be ^Csittin' in the ^Dsame ole' ^Gseat

^EmI know I ain't that handsome And I ^Adrive a beat up truck I ^Calso know we ^Dbetter go Be^Cfore you ^Dsober ^Gup

The ^Cbest you'll ^Ddo ^Gtonight