Rodney Carrington - All the reasons

^GI don't like poodles and ^Cpopery ^Dpastel colors ain't ^Ggood on me ^Ci want a woman ^Gi can squeez ^Dthese are things that i ^D7believe

^GI like John Wayne and ^Coveralls ^Di hate chick flicks and ^Gshopping malls ^CI thank God that ^Gi've got balls ^Da pickup truck, a texas ^D7drawl

^GI don't like flowers and ^Cfancy wear ^Dor talking on that phone ^Gall the time ^Ci don't like nothin' near ^Gmy behind ^Dit's an exit it suits me ^D7fine, oh

^Cthese are all those ^Dreasons i ain't ^Gqueer ^C(these are all the ^Dreasons he ain't ^Gqueer)

^Gi think two holes are ^Cbetter than one ^Dif you ask me, ^Gthat's more fun ^Cgetting out and ^Gthen i'm done ^Dtwo guys kissin would make me ^D7run

^GI don't like sex on a ^Cfoo foo bed ^DI don't wanna dance with a ^Gguy named Fred ^Ci did it once my f^Gace turned red ^Dyou saw the tape - enoughs been s^D7aid

^GAll my buddies, we ^Clike to drink ^Dwatching fights at the ^Ghockey rink ^Cyou won't catch me ^Gwearing pink ^Di like the fact that my dick don't stink, ^D7oh

^Cthese are all those ^Dreasons i ain't ^Gqueer ^CDon't be poking ^Dnothing near my ^Emrear, yeah ^Cthese are all the re^Dasons ^Cthe crazy cookoo ^Dreasons ^Cthese are the ^Dreasons i ain't ^Gqueer