Capo: 1

(capo 1st fret) intro D G DD G (verse 1)

^DIf you could read my mind^G, You m^Dight slap my f^Gace, If you could s^Dee inside my h^Geart you'd see it's in a right p^Dlace, Just like, Bun^Dnies in a bramble, H^Goney b^Dees in a hive^G, ^DWhere ever I'm beside ^Gyou That's my p^Daradise, Might be a tw^Gisted way of saying I ain't riding no fence, But I've been thin^Aking bout you baby In a future tense Oh we'll take it,

(chorus)

^DSlower than a b^Groke knee turtle, We'll get ti^Dghter than your grandma's g^Girdle, OH I w^Dant you I need you and I'll ^Gnever do you wrong, If you're f^Aeeling what I'm singing baby, Sing A l^Dong ^Gong^D, ^G

(verse 2) Ain't no moonshine maker, ain't no man of the cloth, Ain't no kangaroo lawyer, but I will get you off, Cause anything worth doing is worth doing again, And again and again and when hen hen We're dancing, (chorus)

^DSlower than a b^Groke knee turtle, Gettin' ti^Dghter than your grandma's g^Girdle, OH I w^Dant you I need you and I'll ^Gnever do you wrong, If you're f^Aeeling what I'm singing baby, sing a l^Dong ^Gong ^Dong ^Gong,

(ending)

Yeah I w^Dant you I need you Oh I'll n^Gever do you wrong, So if you're d^Aigging what I'm singing baby, ^AJust jump on in and sing al^Dong ong,

^Ddont say a word^G oh you sing l^Dike a bird x2 ^DSlower than a b^Groke knee turtle, T^Dighter than grandma's g^Girdle,

and fade

Rodney Atkins - Sing along