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Capo: 3
Use capo on 3rd fret. Intro: e|--------------------------------| B|--------------------------------| G|----0---------------------------| D|-----------0-2h4˜---4p2-0-------| 1x A|-----0h2------------------2p0---| E|--3---------------------------3-| e|---------------------------| B|---2-2--2-2---2-2----------| G|---2-2--2-2---2-2-----0----| 3x D|---2-2--2-2---2-2----------| A|-0----------0-----0h2------| E|-------0-------------------|
ADarling I hate to tell you butD I think I'm catching a cold Put another Achair on the fire bring the bottle over here D
I feel I'm getting old
I lAike your laugh and a hot romance and your Dorn'ry sense of humor but if itA rains again like it did today I'm gonna hDave to leave a little bit sooner
D E A
AGot to get me some DSouth America sun AHoney don't even ask me if you cDan come along ADown at the border you need to be older andD you sure don't look like my daughter Your Aridiculous age, start a state outrage and I'llD end up in a Mexican jail ADarling please don't cryD you know I wouldn't tell you no lie
D E A x3 Look over there
AOh my God don't look now butD it appears to be raining again AGet upstairs pack my book of prayers Honey Dhurry I'm catching pneumonia AI gotta move while I'm in the mood or DI'll disappear into that wall ADarling please don't curse Dit really couldn't be any worse Say I'm aA sun fanatic but it's dark in your attic and yDour cat sleeps over my head I Aknow I'm not a football star but I Dwanna little better than that So I'm mAuch obliged for the pure white ride and aD cup of tea every morning I'llA say goodbye, look your man in the eye Dyou know I wouldn't tell you no lie