Planet, Schmanet, Janet from The Rocky Horror Picture Show Intro: D - Bm D - Bm D - Bm

^Bm I'll tell you ^Donce, I ^Bmwon't tell you ^Dtwice. ^Bm You'd better ^Dwise up ^Bm Janet ^DWeiss. ^Bm Your apple pie^D ^Bmdon't taste too ^Dnice ^Bm You'd better wise ^Dup,^Bm Janet ^DWeiss

^AI've laid the seed it ^Dshould be all you need ^BmYou're as sensual as a pencil, Wound up like an E or a first string ^GWhen we made it, did you hear a bell ^Aring'

You got a ^Dblock' Well, ^Bmtake my ad^Dvice ^Bm You better wise ^Dup ^Bm Janet ^DWeiss. ^Bm ^AThe transducer ^Dwill seduce ya.

(My feet! I can't move my feet!) (My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!) (It's as if we're glued to the spot!) (You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!) (We're trapped!)

^BmIt's something you'll get used to - ^GA mental mind fuck can be ^Anice.

(You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device') (You mean...') (Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself!) (You mean he's going to send us to another planet')

^DPlanet, ^Bmschmanet, ^DJanet! ^Bm You better wise ^Dup ^Bm Janet ^DWeiss. ^Bm You better wise ^Dup, ^Bmbuild your ^Dthighs up, ^BmYou better wise up

(^BmAnd then she ^Dcried out...) ^ASTOP!

^GDon't get hot and flus^Atered, ^Duse a bit of mustard ^D7You're a ^Ghot dog, but you ^Abetter not try to ^Dhurt her, Frank Furter. ^D7You're a ^Ghot dog, but you ^Abetter not try to ^Dhurt her, Frank Furter. ^D7You're a hot dog...

Rocky Horror - Planet schmanet janet