Robyn Hitchcock - My wife and my dead wife

My wife lies ^Cdown in a chair, And ^GPeels a Pear, I ^Cknow she’s there I’m makin^Cg coffee for two^G, just me and yo^Du But I come back in with ^Ccoffee for three, ^GCoffee for three^D My dead wife ^Csits in a chair, ^Gcombing her hair, ^CI know she’s there ^CShe wanders off to the bed, ^Gshaking her head, ^DRobyn she said You know I don’t tak^Ce su^Dgar ^GMy wife and my ^Cdead wife, am ^AmI the only one that ^Gsees her? ^GMy wife and my ^Cdead wife, Doesn’^Amt anybody see her a^Gt all? ^CNo, no no, ^Fmaj7no no no, ^Gnooooo My wife sits ^Cdown on the stairs, and ^Gstares into air, there’^Cs no one there I’m drillin^Amg holes in the wall^G, holes in the wa^Dll I turn round and my ^Cdead wife’s upstairs, she?^G??s still wearing flares She ^Fmaj7talks out ^Cloud, but ^Gno one hears

^GMy wife and my ^Cdead wife, am ^AmI the only one that ^Gsees her ^GMy wife and my ^Cdead wife, Doesn’^Amt anybody see her a^Gt all? ^CNo, no no, ^Fmaj7no no no, ^Gnooooo And I ^Ccannot decide, which ^Amone I love the ^Gmost ^{Fmaj7 C G} The ^Cflesh and blood, or the ^Ampale, smiling ^Dghost My wife lies ^Cdown on the beach, she’^Gs sucking a peach, she?^C??s out of reach Of the ^Cwaves that ^Amcrash on the sand, where my ^Gdead wife stands, ^Dholding my hand Now my wife can’t swim bu^Ct neither could she, an^Gd deep in the sea She’^Ds waiting for me, She?^D??s waiting for me Oh, I’^Cm such a luck^Gy guy, ‘ca^Fmaj7use I got you baby and I^C’ll never be lonely ^GMy wife and my ^Cdead wife, ^Amam I the only one that ^Gsees her? ^GMy wife and my ^Cdead wife, Doesn’^Amt anybody see her a^Gt all? ^CNo, no no, ^Fmaj7no no no, ^Gnooooo ^CNo, no no, ^Fmaj7no no no, n^Co