Robert Earl Keen - Ready for confetti

I s^Gee this woman everyday ^{C D} Dan^Gcin' on the corner at the Gas & Pay ^{C D} Whi^Grlin' and twirlin' in the bright sunshine ^{C D} Wit^Gh her earbuds on and a cardboard sign ^{C D} Th^Cey say that she once was a workin' gi^Grl It^C's a wigged out, wierded out, wild and a wacky wo^Drld

Ge^Gt ready for confe^Dtti, he^Cy hey he^Dy Ge^Gt ready for confe^Dtti, he^Cy hey he^Dy Ge^Gt ready for confe^Dtti, ^C ev^Deryday ^{G D C D}everyday

I k^Gnew this psychic many years ago ^{C D} He'^Gd been abducted by a UFO ^{C D} The^Gy took him to another galaxy ^{C D} He ^Gread their fortunes and they set him free ^{C D} He ^Conce was very famous scienti^Gst Sai^Cd livin' in the future is to hard to resi^Dst

Ge^Gt ready for confe^Dtti, he^Cy hey he^Dy Ge^Gt ready for confe^Dtti, he^Cy hey he^Dy Ge^Gt ready for confe^Dtti, ^C ev^Deryday ^{G D C D}everyday

I p^Glay the ponies and I look for clues ^{C D} Hit^G the highway and I pay my dues ^{C D} I m^Gind my business as I walk the line ^{C D} Wit^Gh my earbuds on and my cardboard sign ^{C D} And^C when they say to go, I'll g^Go You^C never know what you don't kn^Dow

^C Ge^Gt ready for confe^Dtti, he^Cy hey he^Dy Ge^Gt ready for confe^Dtti, he^Cy hey he^Dy Ge^Gt ready for confe^Dtti, ^C ev^Deryday ^{G D C D}everyday