Robert Earl Keen - Out here in the middle

^GThey broke into your c^Dar last night, t^Cook your stereo. ^GNow you say you d^Don't know why y^Cou even live there anymore. ^GGarage man didn't see a t^Dhing so you g^Emuess it was an inside j^Cob.^D.. ^C

^GYou made reserva^Dtions, a ta^Cble for three. ^GThey said you had to w^Dait, somebody must've br^Cibed the maitre d'. The b^Goss got mad and bl^Damed it all on y^Cou... The f^Good was bad,^D the d^Emeal fell throug^Ch. ^D

- O^Cut here in the mi^Gddle you can p^Dark it on the st^Greet, ^CSkip up to the co^Gunter, nearly al^Dways get a seat. ^CNobody st^Geals, no^Dbody c^Emheats... ^CWish you were h^Gere, my l^Dove. W^Cish you were h^Gere, my l^Dove.^C - ^{G D}

^GWe got tr^D/F#actor pulls and R^Ced Man chew. ^GCoporate relow(?) re^D/F#fugees who n^Ceed love too. ^GAnd we ain't seen ^D/F#Elvis ^Emin a year or t^Cwo. ^{D C G}We got jus^D/F#tification for we^Calth and greed, "A^Gmber ^D/F#waves of grain" and b^Cathtub speed. ^GNow we even got St^D/F#arbucks, ^Emwhat else ya ne^Ced?^D

- O^Cut here in the mi^Gddle where the ce^Dnter's on the ri^Gght And the gh^Cost of William Jen^Gnings Bryan pre^Daches every night. S^Cave your lonely so^Guls in the da^Dshboard l^Emight. ^CWish you were h^Gere, my l^Dove. W^Cish you were h^Gere, my l^Dove. -

- O^Cut here in the mi^Gddle where the buf^Dfalo r^Goam ^CWe're puttin' up to^Gwers for youe c^Dellphone. ^CAnd we screen all ap^Gplicants with a f^Dine-tooth c^Emomb. ^CWish you were h^Gere, my l^Dove (wish you were here, my love) ^CWish you were h^Gere, my l^Dove (wish you were here, my love) ^CWish you were h^Gere, my l^Dove (I wish you were here) ^CWish you were h^Gere, my l^Dove. ^CWish you were h^Gere, my l^Dove (wish you were here...^C) ^{G D}