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From: tbacus@onramp.net Merry Christmas From the Family by Robert Earl Keen Jr.
GMom got drunk and C9Dad got drunk GAt our Christmas C9party GWe were drinkin' Emchampagne punch And Chomemade eggDnog GLittle sister brought her C9new boyfriend GHe was a C9Mexican GWe didn't know what to Emthink of him 'Til he Csang Feliz NaviDdad Feliz NaviGdad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him The three from his first wife Lynn And the two identical twins >From his second wife MaryNell Of course he brought his new wife Kaye Who talks all about AA Chain smokin' while the stero plays Noel, Noel, The first Noel CHORUS:
DCarve the turkey turn the ball game on CMix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone DSend somebody to the Quik-Pak store CWe need some ice and an extention cord DA can of bean dip and some Diet Rite CA box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights GHallelujah everyEmbody say cheese CMerry Christmas from the DfamiGly
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen I can't remember how I'm kin to them But when they tried to plug their motorhome in They blew our christmas lights Cousin David knew just what went wrong So we all waited on our front lawn He threw the breaker and the lights came on And we sang Silent Night Oh Silent Night CHORUS: Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go We need some celery and a can of fake snow A bag of lemons and some Dite Sprite A box of tampons and some Salem Lights Hallelujah everybody say cheese Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad. Here's how he plays the song on the album.. G C9 G C9 E|--3-----3---3-----3-|--3-----3---3-----3-| B|--3-----3---3-----3-|--3-----3---3-----3-| G|--0-----0---0-----0-|--0-----0---0-----0-| D|--0-----0---0-0^2---|--0-----0---0-0^2---| A|--2-0^2---3---------|--2-0^2---3---------| E|3-------------------|3-------------------| G Em C D E|--3---3---0-0-0-|--0-0-0---2-2-2-| B|--3---3---0-0-0-|--1-1-1---3-3-3-| G|--0---0---0-0-0-|--0-0-0---2-2-2-| D|--0---0---2-2-2-|--2-2-2-0-------| A|--2---2---2-2-2-|3---------------| E|3---2---0-------|----------------| Last time I saw him live he was finger picking the song. E-mail me if you want info on this.