Robert Earl Keen - Happy holidays yall

^GThere is a ^CBarbie doll in the gravy boat up ^Fon mommas TV set An ^Cangel made of Styrofoam ^Dholds Rita’s cigar^Gette ^CSanta waves an empty beer ^Fin his plastic hand ^CEveryone is here this year, its ^GChristmas time ^Cagain

^GYou know the ^Ckids are in their sleeping bags with ^Fevery kind of toy ^CAnd Ken and Kay have hit the hay in ^Ddad’s new La-Z-^GBoy ^CFran has got a cozy spot be^Fneath the Christmas tree ^CSitting in his underwear ^Gdrunk as he can ^Cbe

Last ^Fnight we stuffed our stockings and ^Chung the mistletoe When ^FSanta Claus came knocking,^C he ^Dlooked like Uncle ^GJoe ^CSomeone put the coffee on and find the Tyle^Fnol Merry Christmas everyone, Happy ^CHolidays y’all ^{F C}

^GOf co^Curse old dad got mom a flannel robe^F and Ken a socket set ^CMom got Kay a super value ^Dpack of Nico^Grette ^CKay got Ken a Nordic Track and a ^Fnew guitar for me ^CKen got sister Spanish speaking ^Glessons on ^CCD

Last ^Fnight we all sang Jingle Bells and ^Copened up our hearts This ^Fmorning our house looks like ^Chell or ^Dpossibly ^AmWal-^GMart Some^Cone ^Gclean the ^Cgravy boat and dress the Barbie ^Fdoll Merry Christmas everyone, Happy ^CHolidays y’all We’re ^Fmaking mimosas on the deck and ^Cpacking the U-Haul ^FMerry Christmas everyone, ^CGod bless us one and all