Tuning:

[Chords] G:355433 D:xx0232 A#:x13331 F:133211 C:x32010 The strumming is basically D(D)D DU ( F and C = 1 strum) [Intro] G A# G A# G A# D slide up F then C (You can also slide A# instead of F, sounds a bit better in the intro but transition to C is harder) How peculiar [Verse 1]

^GI am a^A#ll of the ab^Gove babe ^A#Johnny long strokes ^Gto the grave A# D F (slide up) C Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle

^GRub me r^A#ub me up right^G lovely ^A#If you lick it, then lick it,^G battery A# D F (slide up) C good and properly all night if you want

[Chorus]

^DI, hav^Fen't got a cl^Cue what to do with yo^Du ^D I n^Feed for you to ^Clove me so mu^Dch ^D ^FJesus what am I go^Cing to do with this cr^D/Aush ^D/A

Just get the old fella and wack it up against her tush [Bridge] G A# G A# G A# D F C [Verse 2] How peculiar

^GBend your l^A#ong legs aga^Ginst the sof^A#a G A# D F (slide up) C In the Dorchester you can get your all Bran

I'm not into hard sports [Chorus]

^DOh, I ha^Fven't got a clu^Ce what to do with y^Dou ^D ^FJesus all the thi^Cngs my head is going thr^Dough ^D ^FGod what am I goin^Cg to do with this crus^D/Ah ^D/A

Just wack the old man out and get it up against your tush [Verse 3] How peculiar

^GJesus wh^A#at am I to d^Go man ^A#I am a depre^Gssed man ^A#Not sure what I'm doi^Dng all of th^Fe ^Cday

Robbie Williams - How peculiar