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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Cm Eb Bb Cm [Verse 1]
Good Cmevening Ebchidren of Bbcultural abCmandon You Cmsearched for a Ebsaviour, well Bbhere I aGm And Cmall the Ebbest ones are Bbdying off so qCmuickly While CmI'm still Ebhere, enjGoy me while you cCman
[Chorus]
CmWelcome to the Heavy EnterBbtainment Show The Abcharisma's non-neGgotiable CmWelcome to the Heavy EnterBbtainment Show I'm aAbbout to strip and Gyou're my pole EbWe are so glorious BbWhy not leave your job and come on tour with usC Before I dGrop dead and die
[Verse 2]
Good Cmevening Eblovers of Bbquality enterCmtainment Good Cmevening to the Ebothers that Bbdon't know iGt CmEven you will Ebleave here with a BbT-shirt and a pCmrogramme Got a Cmhouse in L.EbA., I'm still pGaying for it
[Chorus]
CmWelcome to the Heavy EnterBbtainment Show It's Abjust the tip but no Gone will know CmWelcome to the Heavy EnterBbtainment Show All the Abgirls (Robbie!), all the Gboys go (No!) EbYou are magnificent BbMaybe come on stage and be a part of itC I said Gmaybe, baby, baby oh
[Bridge]
AbCome lDbeave theEb life you're F#living AbShow mDbe the liEbght you're giF#ving BbI'll give it alEbl, then a little bit morAbe, Oh-ohhE#..
[Chorus]
He would Cmsell hBbis cAbhildreGn For a Cmhit inBb BeAblgium G God knows Ebwhat he's dBbone For a numer oCne G
CmWelcome to the Heavy EnterBbtainment Show Where the Abmore you see thGe less you know CmWelcome to the Heavy EnterBbtainment Show Where EmiAbnem meets Barry GManilow EbI am notorious For Bbmaking all the crowd sing the choriouCs I just Gmade up that word
[Brisge]
AbCome lDbove the Eblife I'm F#living AbBathe Dbin the lEbight I'm F#giving BbHe'll give it alEbl and a little bit morAbe E#
[Chorus]
CmWelcome to the Heavy EnterBbtainment Show I'm a Abvolcano that's abGout to blow CmWelcome to the Heavy EntertBbainment Show This is Abhow I'd like to Ebsay: ..G..HelloCm!..
[Outro] Cm Bb Ab G x2 G