Rob Cantor - Shia labeouf actual cannibal

You're ^Cmwalking in the woods. ^{G5 Cm}There's no one around and your ^G5phone is dead. ^CmOut of the corner of your eye, ^G5you spot him! (^CmShia Labeouf!) He's ^Cmfollowing you about ^Gm30 feet back. ^Ab/C He gets down on ^G5all fours and breaks ^Ab/Cinto a sprint. He's ^Ggaining on you. ^CmShia Labeouf! You're ^Cmlooking for your car but^Gm you're all turned around ^Fm He's almost u^Ebmaj7pon you now Ab/C G-9 And you can see there's blood on his face! ^C/EMy god, there's blood everywhere!

^FmRunning for your life (from ^FdimShia Labeouf!) He's ^Cmbrandishing a knife (it's Shia Labeouf!) ^Fm/AbLurking in the shadows^{Bdim7/Ab C}Hollywood superstar, Shia Labeouf! Fm Dm7-5/F Living in the woods! Shia Labeouf! ^CmKilling for sport! Shia Labeouf! ^Ddim/FEating all the bodies! ^GActual, cannibal Shia Labeouf!

^Cm Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself. ^Fm/C Stranded with a murderer^D/C, you creep silently through the underbrush. ^Cm A-ha! In the ^G5distance, A small^Cm cottage with a light on^G5. Hope! Ab-5/C Cm/G Ab/C n.c. You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!

^FmGnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) ^CmLimping to the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) ^Ddim/AbNow you're on the doorstep, ^CSitting inside, Shia Labeouf. ^FmSharpening an axe, (Shia Labeouf!) But he ^Cmdoesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) ^Ddim/AbYou're sneaking up behind him.^{Abdim7 G}Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.

^FmFighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, ^CmWrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, ^FmStab it in his kid^Fdim7ney. ^GSafe at last from Shia Labeouf!

You ^Cmlimp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg. n.c. You've beaten Shia Labeouf

Wait!^Fm He isn't dead (Shia surprise) There's a ^Cmgun to your head and death in his eyes But ^Fm/Abyou can do Jiu Jitsu (^Abdim7you can do it) ^GBody slam superstar Shia LaBeouf

^GmLegendary fight with Shia LaBeouf ^DmNormal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You ^Bbtry to swing an axe at ^BbdimShia Labeouf But ^Ablood is draining fast from your stump leg

He's ^Amdodging every swipe, he ^Esus4parries to the left You ^Emcounter to the right, you ^Bsus4catch him in the neck C C-5 C You're chopping his head now ^BYou have just decapitated Shia Labeouf

^Em His head Topples to the floor, expressionless ^C/E You fall to your knees and catch your breath ^Em You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf