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Rob Cantor - Shia La Beouf Actual Cannibal (Live 2014) Contributor: TiernanCip Tuning: Standard Most of chords are standard variations - some clarifications are below Fdim7 A#b5 Cb5 G#5addb5 G#Mb5add5 -1----- 0------ --3---- -4----- -4----- 0------ ---3--- ----5-- -4----- -4----- -1----- ---3--- ----5-- ----7-- --5---- 0------ --2---- ---4--- ---6--- ---6--- x------ -1----- --3---- --5---- --5---- -1----- x------ x------ -4----- -4----- Intro
CmYou're walking in the woods. Gm CmThere's no one around and your Gmphone is dead.
CmOut of the corner of your eye, Gmyou spot him! (CmShia Labeouf!) CmHe's following you about Gm30 feet back.
G# He gets down Gmon all fours G#and breaks into a sprint. G He's gaining on you. CmShia Labeouf!
CmYou're looking for your Gmcar but you're all turned aG#round. He's aD#maj7lmost upon you now
G#And you can see there's Gsus4blood on his Gface! CMy god, there's bCsus4lood everCadd9ywhere!
Chorus:
FmRunning for your life (from Shia Labeouf!) CmHe's brandishing a knife (it's Shia Labeouf!)
FmLurking in the shaFdim7dows CHollywood superstar, Shia Labeouf!
FmLiving in the woods! Shia Labeouf! CmKilling for sport! Shia Labeouf!
Fdim7Eating all the bodies! GActual, cannibal Shia Labeouf!
Verse
CmNow it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself. G#Stranded with a murdererG#7, You creep silently through the underbrush.
CmA-ha! GmIn the distance, CmA small cottage with a lGmight on. Hope! G#5addb5 G#Mb5add5 (No chord) You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Chorus:
FmGnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) CmLimping to the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.)
FmNow you're on the doorFdim7step, CSitting inside, Shia Labeouf.
FmSharpening an axe, (Shia Labeouf!) CmBut he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.)
FmYou're sneaking up behind Fdim7him. GStrangling superstar Shia Labeouf.
FmFighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, CmWrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,
FmStab it in his kidFdim7ney. GSafe at last from Shia Labeouf.
CmYou limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg. (No chord) You've beaten Shia Labeouf
Outro
FmWait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise) CmThere's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
FmBut you can do Jiu JitFdim7su GBody slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
GmLedendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Dm Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
A#You try to swing an axe at A#b5Shia Labeouf ABut blood is draining fast from your stump leg
AmHe's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left EmYou counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
Cadd9You're chopping his head Cb5now BYou have just decapitated Shia Labeouf
EmHis head Topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf