Tuning: E A D G B E

D5 D/E D/C# e|--2------2-------2-----| G|--3------3-------3-----| B|--1------2-------2-----| D|--0------x-------0-----| A|--x------x-------4-----| E|--x------0-------x-----| [Intro]

W^Dhen you're a flightless bird with w^D5ings S^Dometimes the humor of a b^F#mitter god just loses ^Emall its novelty S^Do now you get too drunk to s^D5leep Y^Dou spend the night driving with one ^F#meye closed to keep the l^Emines from do^Gubling

[Interlude] D D/E D/C# D F# Em F# Em x2 [Verse]

R^Feplay^Aming the g^Dmory sc^A7ene i^Dmncessan^Gtly F^Forgot the safe word was "ima^D#ginary" Fo^Dmrgot about my ^Cmpoor selective m^A#emory ^Gm Fe^Aeling like a f^Dmat kid ^C#mat the b^Cmeach who's s^A#till wei^Gmghing The p^Aros and cons of w^Dmeak bu^C#mlimic t^Cmeeth

C#dim Edim [Outro]

M^Deans that n^Bmever reach an e^Dnd That's what you ^Gmget for living in your he^Dad You br^Bmeathe 3 A.M. br^Death And tell you^Gmrself that this is for the b^Dest You tell you^Gmrself that this is for the b^Dest

Roar - Flightless bird