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Tuning: G C E A
[Verse]
Ca lady that I know just came from Columbia, she Fsmiled because I did not underCstand. Then she held out some mariFjuana, ha ha! She G7said it was the best in all the Cland.
And I said, [Chorus]
CNo, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more. I'm tired of waking up on the G7floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
and then it makes it hard to find the Cdoor. [Verse] Ca woman that I know just came from Majorca, in Spain. She Fsmiled because I did not underCstand. Then she held out a ten pound Fbag of cocaine, she G7said it was the finest in the Cland.
And I said... [Chorus]
CNo, no, no, no, I don't sniff it no more. I'm tired of waking up on the G7floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
and then it makes it hard to find the Cdoor. [Verse] Ca man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oh. He Fsmiled because I did not underCstand. Then he held out some moonshine Fwhiskey, oh ho, he G7said it was the best in all the Cland.
And I said.. [Chorus]
CNo, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more. I'm tired of waking up on the G7floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
and then it makes it hard to find the Cdoor. Well, I said...
[Outro]
CNo, no, no, no, I can't take it no more. I'm tired of waking up on the G7floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
and then it makes it hard to find the Cdoor.