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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] D D D D x2 [Verse]
DWhen I wake up, ye I know I'm going to be, I'm going to Gbe the man who wAakes up next to Dyou. DWhen I come home, ye I know I'm going to be, I'm going Gbe to one who’s cAomin home to yDou. DAnd when I go out, ye know I’m gonna be, I'm going to bGe the man who’s goAing out with Dyou. DWhen I get drunk, ye I know I'm going to be, I'm going to Gbe the man who gAets drunk without yDou.
[Chorus]
DAnd I would drink 500 pints and GI would drink 50A0 more Just to Dbe the man who drank 1000 Gpints and throws up Aon the floor. D n.c. D n.c. Im a bastard (your a bastard) Im a bastard (you’re a bastard) Da da duGm diddle dum diddle dAa diddle da da dDaa D n.c. D n.c. Im a bastard (your a bastard) Im a bastard (you’re a bastard) Da da duGm diddle dum diddle Ada diddle da da dDaa
When I'm working, ye I know I'm going to be, I'm going to be the man who’s working hard for you. And when the money comes before the work I do, I'm going to pass almost every shilling on to you. When Im horny, ye I know I'm going to be, I'm going to be the one who’s horny without you. And when I haver, ye I know I'm going to be, I'm going to be the one who’s havering to you. [Chorus]
DAnd I would drink 500 pints and GI would drink 50A0 more Just to Dbe the man who drank 1000 Gpints and throws up Aon the floor. D n.c. D n.c. Im a bastard (your a bastard) Im a bastard (you’re a bastard) Da da duGm diddle dum diddle dAa diddle da da dDaa D n.c. D n.c. Im a bastard (your a bastard) Im a bastard (you’re a bastard) Da da duGm diddle dum diddle Ada diddle da da dDaa
And when I'm lonely, ye I know I'm going to be, I'm going to be the man whose lonely without you. When I'm dreaming, ye I know I'm going to dream. Dream about the time when I'm with you. When I get drunk, ye I'm know I'm going to be, I'm going to be the one who’s gettin drunk with you. When I throw up, ye know I’m gonna be I’m gonna be he man who’s throwin up over you [Chorus]
DAnd I would drink 500 pints and GI would drink 50A0 more Just to Dbe the man who drank 1000 Gpints and throws up Aon the floor. D n.c. D n.c. Im a bastard (your a bastard) Im a bastard (you’re a bastard) Da da duGm diddle dum diddle dAa diddle da da dDaa D n.c. D n.c. Im a bastard (your a bastard) Im a bastard (you’re a bastard) Da da duGm diddle dum diddle Ada diddle da da dDaa