Richard Thompson - Crocodile tears

I sa^Ew you last night with that fel^Ala the ^Eup-to-date version of^C#m me He was sm^Eug as a lottery w^Ainner You were w^Earm as a re^Bptile can b^Ee What a ch^Eange from the last time I ^Asaw you With those t^Eears running down if you p^C#mlease From s^Ead to happy so qu^Aickly That's one h^Eundred and e^Bighty degr^Eees

But cr^Aocodiles do it much b^Eetter they're m^Auch more humane and forg^Biving Their v^Eictims are d^F#mead in a m^E/G#inute it's s^Aaid While y^Eours have to c^Barry on l^Eiving And those cr^Aocodile tears you've been sh^Eedding Some d^Aay they might come back to h^Baunt you Oh, I b^Eet you one ^F#mday you'll be s^E/G#obbing aw^Aay 'cause you h^Eave to and n^Bot 'cause you w^Eant to

And the n^Eight that you said it was o^Aver I got a h^Eistory lesson for f^C#mree I tho^Eught it was you did the l^Aying and cheating It tu^Erns out it mu^Bst have been ^Eme When t^Ehe tears started flowing that cl^Ainched it I kn^Eew you'd be running a^C#mway to the a^Erms of your new love - poor de^Avil, he gets you for tw^Eenty four h^Bours a d^Eay

But cr^Aocodiles do it much b^Eetter they're m^Auch more humane and forg^Biving Their v^Eictims are d^F#mead in a m^E/G#inute it's s^Aaid While y^Eours have to c^Barry on l^Eiving And those cr^Aocodile tears you've been sh^Eedding Some d^Aay they might come back to h^Baunt you Oh, I b^Eet you one ^F#mday you'll be s^E/G#obbing awa^Ay 'cause you h^Eave to and n^Bot 'cause you w^Eant to

Well I h^Eope he lives up to your st^Aandards St^Eandards I could never ^C#mkeep I was ^Ealways to quick on the tr^Aigger, you said not to m^Eention to du^Bmb and to ch^Eeap And I se^Ee all your petty reve^Anges The dr^Eama goes on, does it ^C#mever But that p^Eicture of us, in the n^Aude, on the bus To p^Eut it on F^Bacebook was cl^Eever

But cr^Aocodiles do it much b^Eetter they're m^Auch more humane and forg^Biving Their v^Eictims are d^F#mead in a m^E/G#inute it's s^Aaid While y^Eours have to c^Barry on l^Eiving And those c^Arocodile tears you've been s^Ehedding Some d^Aay they might come back to h^Baunt you Oh, I b^Eet you one d^F#may you'll be s^E/G#obbing awa^Ay 'cause you h^Eave to and n^Bot 'cause you w^Eant to Oh, I b^Eet you one d^F#may you'll be s^E/G#obbing awa^Ay 'cause you h^Eave to and n^Bot 'cause you ^C#mwant to ^E

But w^Eatching you acting the v^Aictim Is like w^Eatching the news on ^C#mtv You c^Ean't stand to see all the bl^Aood and the gore yet you ca^En't take your e^Byes off the scr^Eeen