Rhett & Link - When you get a bad haircut

^DI should have never ^Ggone ^DTo get my haircut by my room mate’s ^Gmum ^DEighty percent off ^Gis not a good deal when she ^DCuts eighty percent o^Gff

^DShould have gotten the ^Gclue ^DBy looking at my room mate’s ^Gdo Looks like ^Dtwo squirrels climbed up his ^Gback Made it on his ^Ascalp and died in the act

She was ^Gclipping away I caught a glimpse of my^Aself in the mirror ^GI wanted to say Something but I didn’t ^Awant to offend her So I sh^Gut my mouth Then ^Ashe gave me a spin I look ^Glike a stunt double for the weekend

I got a ^Dbad bad bad bad bad hair^Gcut My ^Dhead looks like a (fat boobs ^Gbutt) I should au^Ddition for the role of (brier ^Gtuck) Cause I got a ^Dbad bad bad bad bad hair^Gcut

I got a ^Amodern art installation on my head I look ^Glike I walked off the set of walking dead

I got a ^Dbad bad bad bad bad hair^Gcut I got a ^Dbad bad bad bad bad hair^Gcut But, ^Ahaircuts they are ^Gtemporary ^AIt will grow out before ^Gyou get married ^AUnless you’re already ^Gmarried And in ^Athat case, it will grow^G out Before your ^Dsecond marriage