Rhett & Link - Unibrowsong

^G7There is ^G6this pr^Goblem and it's ^G7kept on the ^G6hush-hus^Gh ^G7Most everybody'^G6s seen it ^Gbut they ^Fjust d^F#on't discu^Gss (it!) ^G7It affects a^G6bout 30^G percent of the ^G7male p^G6opulation^{G G7}The healing^G6 won't b^Gegin until we have f^Frank com^F#municat^Gion! ^G7Ring, ^G6ding, d^Gong... Ri^G7ngity-di^G6ng da d^Ging dong... ^G7Ring, ^G6ding, d^Gong... Ri^Fngity-di^F#ng da d^Ging dong (get their heads ringing)

^G7Please unders^G6tand ^Gthat this ^G7problem hits^G6 home^{G G7}I speak from the h^G6eart 'ca^Guse I'm conv^Finced I^F#'m not a^Glone! ^G7When I was t^G6hirteen^G and got ^G7interested in g^G6irls ^{G G7}I looked between my e^G6yebrow^Gs and I n^Foticed some ^F#curls(^Gboing!)

^AmHow did I ^Cget here, in this a^Gwkward pos^Dition? ^AmMy two e^Cyebrows have fo^Grmed a coaliti^Don... ^GOut of the^Cadd9 blue, my ^Deyebrows g^Cadd9rew ^GNow there's ^Cadd9one, where there ^Donce was ^Cadd9two ^GHoly ^Cadd9cow! Gotta ^Dstop this som^Cadd9ehow ^GThings are gettin' ^Cadd9hairy! Gotta ^Dend it ^Cadd9now... My unibrow! ^{G7 G6 G G7 G6 G} (Ha! A-h^G7uh! Huh! ^G6Huh! A-h^Guh! A-h^Fuh! A-hu^F#h! Huh^G!) (Link laughs)

^G7Shave it, pluck it, wax it, s^G6have it, pluck it,^G wax it, ^G7shave it, pluck it, wax it, ^G6It's gettin' drastic! ^G7Shave it, pluck it, wax it, s^G6have it, pluck it,^G wax it, ^G7shave it, pluck it, wax it, ^G6It's gettin' drastic! ^G7Pluck it, pluck it, ^G7pluck it Shave it Wax it ^G7Pluck it, pluck it ^G7Shave it, shave it Wax it ^G7Pluck it, pluck it, ^G7pluck it Shave it Wax it ^G7Pluck it, pluck it ^G7Shave it, shave it Wax it, Wax it, wax it, wickety wickety wickety wax it ^{G7 G7}