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[Intro] C Em Am G [Verse 1]
CPaper or plastic PresentsEm itself as a decision with an obvious Amanswer You pick paper 'cause the Gplastic will end up in the ocean Giving a whale Ccancer but did you know that TheEm paper in this bag is made from the prickly Ampeckerwood tree Which happens to be the resiGdency of the dwarf winged beaver bee And Cwhen the dwarf winged beaver bees no longer have HEmomes in which to go, then I think you should kAmnow
That they've been known to reconstruct their hives
Right Ginside of those same whale's blowholes So Cyou can weigh AEmll these factors before you choose to dAmecide But either way, know Gthis
[Chorus]
A whale is gonna die C No matter whaEmt you choose A whale is gonna die Am No matter whaGt you do A whale is gonna die C
[Verse 2]
CDine in or take out An Eminconsequential question at the fast food Amrestaurant
So you take it to go
Then Gon the way home, you know you start to smelling those CFrench fries, so you reach in the bag And take your Emeyes off the road and drive straight off a bridge And who Amknows what's in the water below So you should've dined Gin But if you dined Cin you decide to shake salt on those fries With the Emshaker that the previous guy Coughed Amon, and then you rub your eyes Oh nGo, the next morning you wake up With a wicked face iCtch you drive to urgent care
Your eyes swelled shut then you
EmDrive off the very same bridge from when you didn't dine Amin And did I mentGion both times you Fhit a whale
[Chorus]
A whale is gonna die C No matter Emwhat you choose A whale is gonna die Am No matter Gwhat you do A whale is gonna die C It's gonna Embe okay ExAmcept in the case you're a wGhale A whale is gonna die C
(A special thanks to the person named Melissa, I copied the lyrics from.)