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STOP - STOP and mute Stop - Stop and fade Chords:
|-B-|-A--|---| |-B-|C#m---|---| |-B-|-G--|---| |-B-|F#m---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|-O-|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|-O-|---| |-B-|-O-|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|-O-|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| 5 4 3 9
D A* Or A* E |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|-O-|---| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| 10 12 12 7 Or E D* Or D* |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| 7 5 5 Intro: A Verse 1:
AMr. Fly has C#mbeen comproGmised -Mr. Fly is our couch, we named it that a Arat has taken up C#mresidence inGside. -It's a long story Where does one Aturn... when one C#mneeds... a new place to Gsit. G Athink, think, think, think, think, think, C#mthink, think, think, think - CraigsGlist!
Verse 2:
BeaAtrice has C#mbeen comproGmised -Beatrice is my couch, I named her that... Now it's Ared though it C#monce was Gwhite. -I have chronic nosebleeds. How in the Aworld would one C#mget rid of Gthis? G Athink, think, think, think, think, think, C#mthink, think, think, think - CraigsGlist! G
Bridge:
I'm F#mposting an ad.. We're Dreplying to an ad on A*Craigslist.. It looks F#mlike a real red couch! Look at Dthis real red couch on A*Craigslist! F#m We gotta snag this couch, man. D I'm gonna call him - boop, boop, boop, A*boop
beedee boop boop boop boop
F#mriiiing, Driiiing, A*riii-- Hello... Uh, hello, um, I'm calling F#m-
You calling about a couch?
DYeah, I am... I kneA*w it, I could smell you from here. Uh,F#m okay well um, I justD-- I'm interested in it A*Just come along then, bring your roommate and come on by I'm here waiting for you, F#mboys. You can't see me Dcan you? No A* (Keep Strumming) Okay good, keep it that way until you get here
Come right now? You better get here real quick I gotta bathe my mother. Stop Goodbye Chorus:
We're Abuying a sofa yeah that's what we're F#mgonna do but I'm Epretty sure we're buying it from a D*sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dAude
Bridge 2:
AHere we are, we're at the front door Ashould I knock or should I ring the-- ARing the doorbell. AOkay... Ading dong Ading dong Ading dong ding dong AHey, hey Phillip. AUh, I'Am not Phillip - AYou smell different when you're awake... Ayou got a real nice forehead... AThanks ... I mean, I usually cover it up, but - AWell let me ask you a question AI lost my tangerine potato smoothie Acan I check y'all's hairs for it?
Chorus 2:
We're not Abuying a sofa that's not what we're F#mgonna do cause he's Emost definitely the most D*sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of Adudes!
Outro: -Let's get out of here... -Dolphins are the best food.