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STOP - STOP and mute Stop - Stop and fade Chords: E-A-D-G-B-e A 5-7-7-6-5-5 D x-5-7-7-7-x or D x-5-7-7-7-5 G 3-5-5-4-3-3 Verse 1: One, two, three...
Is that Ddandruff or Gparmesan? DYour guess is as Ggood as mine cause you Dcan't zoom inG on Instagram Is that a Dtabby cat or a Gmarmoset? DI'm not quite Gwilling to bet cause you Dcan't zoom inG on Instagram
Bridge:
And Geven though I know you can't Ddo it -It's just not a capability of the platform Gthat doesn't stop me A Stop from trying to zoom it
Chorus:
No you Dcan't zoom in when GInstagram'n your Areverse pinchin' won't do Dnothing -What do you think this is, Facebook? Except Din the end when you Gaccidently end up Ddouble clickin' and Glikin'...
GYour bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo -You gonna get fired GYour ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics -You gonna get beat up GA clydesdale relieving himself
Verse 2:
Is that a DFrito or a Gfingernail Katy DPerry or Zoe GDeschanel? Is that aD booger or a Gnose ring A Stop an evil space monkey -or just a monkey? Is that Dsalad in her teeth or a Gdiastema Is that a Dsharpei or just my Ggrandma? is that a Dbrown bear or my Gdad's back A Stop a bent arm -or a butt crack?
Bridge:
And Geven though I know you can't Ddo it Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings Gthat doesn't stop me A Stop from trying to zoom it
Chorus:
No you Dcan't zoom in when GInstagram'n your Areverse pinchin' won't do Dnothin' -What do you think this is any other photo app? Except Din the end when you Gaccidently A Stop end up double clickin' and Glikin'...
GYour crazy Uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post -That's bad GYour gym teachers homemade smoked sausage -hashtag "grillin' life" ,hashtag "sausage" GInappropriate G Stop Another clydesdale relieving himself
-What's your deal with clydesdales? Outro:
I Dcan't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) cause you Gcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) I Acan't get big on Instagram (on Instagram) cause you Dcan't Zoom in on my Instagram pics I Dcan't get big on Instagram cause you Gcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics I Acan't get big on Instagram cause you Dcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics I Dcan't get big on Instagram cause you Gcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics I Acan't get big on Instagram cause you Dcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics (One more time Tay) I Dcan't get big on Instagram cause you Gcan't zoom in on my Instagram pics A Stop I can't get big on Instagram D Stop cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
-You can't zoom in on em'