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STOP - STOP and mute Stop - Stop and fade Chords: A D Or D Bm |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|-O-|---| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| 5 5 5 7 E Or E X|-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-B-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| X|-B-|---|---| 7 7 Intro: One, two, three...
AMeow D Get into character. Dead cat
Verse 1:
ALookin' down from Heaven I see my Dflat carcass -in front of 7-11 AWish I could say it was the first time but I'm a Dcat -so in terms of lives she's had nine AThe first time I died as I remember I Dlanded on my feet -but it was into a blender Next Alife my fancy feast cans had somethin' in them that Dreally fancy thing -was botulism Took Alife 3 easy nappin' on some jeans the Dproblem was the jeans -were in a washing machine
Chorus:
BmDon't feel sorry for me E Stop I've had nine times the life that you could ever dream
Verse 2:
Life Afour I became a pillow on pinterest Life Dfive
I died from sheer disinterest
Life Asix Had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers Life Dseven
Chased a bird into a wood chipper
Life Aeight Donated my guts for tennis rackets D Stop but turns out they don't even use cat guts
can you put that in brackets -We'll add it in post Chorus:
Bm I hope this song wasn't a drag I just Ehad to let this cat A Stop out of the bag
Outro: -Uh, well technically they're putting you in a bag -What? -Yeah I think that's like a sanitary worker -Is that what they, do they... -Yeah that's what they do for a living, they clean up. -What makes you guys cat experts? -Well this is cat heaven, welcome. -We're dead cats -We welcome other new arrivals... with a song -Wow, you guys really put life on paws