Rhett & Link - The alka-seltzer great american road trip

The ^Groad rolls out in front of me Like a ^Bred carpet made of black asphalt The ^Ccup holders filled to the rim With two ^Gsixty ounce drinks that ^Dwe just bought With ^Gpride and resort we carry out one task That's to ^Bget our grub on all across this land Our ^Csense of smell is like a gps And our ^Gtaste buds are tuned like a ^Dbaby thrand The ^Amhazards of our quest are many But, we ^Dgot a hunch that we'll be ready For ^Gfood drinks and good ^Btimes Two ^Cguys with an eye for pork r^Ginds and ^Dbean dip Cuz, ^Gwho doesnt like pork r^Binds It's the ^CAlka Seltzer Great ^GAmerican ^DRoad ^GTrip