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Tuning: E A D G B E
STOP - STOP and mute Stop - Stop and fade Chords: B5 A5 G5 F#5 X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| X|---|---|---| |---|-O-|---| |---|-O-|---| |---|-O-|---| |---|---|-O-| |---|-O-|---| |---|-O-|---| |---|-O-|---| |---|---|-O-| |-O-|---|---| |-O-|---|---| |-O-|---|---| |---|-O-|---| 7 5 3 D F# G A |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|-O-|---| |-B-|-O-|---| |-B-|-O-|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| |-B-|---|-O-| X|---|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| |-B-|---|---| 5 2 3 5 Verse 1:
B5Sometimes things A5happen to me that G5make me wanna F#5curse like when I B5accidentally forgA5et where I left my G5man purse F#5not that I have a man purse B5But I would prefA5er not to offend G5fellow humans cause I F#5am one If there was B5only cursing terminoloA5gy that seemed appropriate G5in all situatiF#5ons
-Hey guys, guess what? -What? Verse 2: Yo,
I B5landed on a planet that we A5used to call Pluto these G5aliens attacked I coulda F#5sworn they known judo I B5made it out alive with a A5gift to humanity G5 to my surprise it was a F#5satchel of profanity
-Peep game, It was words like Chorus:
DBoomshkie -They said that F#Snigglesnoorp GSwaqqafuffle, Imzow, Zilkrek, Glepoosh ADartafus -So offensive DDubopshazinski -Wow F#Frozen cherries GFlingpoot, Waflank, Derbragel ABlarfelnoggle -And then they had the nerve to say DFlorplestompkin
-So I called NASA and I got outta there... Yup