Rhett & Link - Song for when you run out of toilet paper

^DI've been on this john for way too long playing Candy Crush ^ABefore my legs fall completely asleep I'd better fini^Gsh up and flush ^DSo without even looking I reach over to grab a few TP squares ^ABut to my utter horror there ^Gain't no more squares there

^AI wonder if it would hurt if I used the ^Gcardboard paper roll ^{D A}I'm pretty sure it'd do the job, but would it ^Gmake it down the bowl?^D

^GAnd maybe the ^Dtoilet brush could work, but those ^Abristles look a little scary ^GAnd what about that embroided t^Dowel I ^Agot when I got married she would never forgive me^G

So I'm gon' let it ^Ddry Just let it ^Abe Gonna let it ^Gdry-y-y Like I'm a dog on a ^Dleash

Air it out in the ^Abreeze I'm gonna let it ^Gdry-y-y Like I'm a chimpan^Dzee

I see a ^Gcurling iron and some ^Dmatches But I ^Acan't find cotton balls ^GThere's nail clippers and a ^Dplunger and a poster of ^ALionel Richie on the wall he would never forgiv^Ge me

So I'm gon' let it ^Ddry Nobody has to ^Aknow Gonna let it ^Gdry-y-y Like I'm a buffalo^D

Like a bird in ^Afli-ght Gonna let it ^Gdry-y-y I'll take a shower ton^Dight

^A I'll take a shower ton^Dight I'm gonna let it dry ^A I'll take a shower ton^Dight