Rhett & Link - Roller unity

^FHow did we get ourselves ^Dminto this situation ^GmBitterly divided over wheel ^Corientation

^FYou look like you stepped into glue And then stepped on some toddler's skateboards ^DmBut at least you're not a toddler 'Cause they annoy me a lot more And ^Gmyou look like a rejected extra From that movie Battlefield Earth But at ^Cleast you're not a Scientologist 'Cause man, they are the worst, Yeah

^GmSure there are some differences between you and me - You're not as cool as me But we s^Chare something that makes us unique

We got ^Fwheels That makes us ^Gmbetter Why judge each ^Dmother When we can judge everybody ^Celse together? We got ^Fwheels That's how we ^Gmroll And everyone ^Dmelse Is a butt^Chole People without wheels are buttholes ^F

^FWe shouldn't waste our lives Living as roller discriminators ^DmWhen I think we can both agree that we absolutely hate ice skaters ^GmLook at them with their frilly clothes and their skates that will not roll We should ^Cherd them into ice skating camps and never let them go

^GmSure, compared to me you are inferior But ^Ccompared to the rest of the world we are superior

We got ^Fwheels That makes us ^Gmbetter Why judge each ^Dmother When we can judge everybody ^Celse together? We got ^Fwheels That's how we ^Gmroll And everyone ^Dmelse Is a butth^Cole People without wheels are buttholes ^{F F}People without wheels are buttholes ^D