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"Photoshop Your Memories" Rhett and Link Up to This Point (2010) Standard Tuning EADGBe Chord Diagrams F-III Dm F-III G-V e|--3-- e|--2-- e|--3-- e|--5-- B|--3-- B|--3-- B|--5-- B|--7-- G|--4-- G|--4-- G|--5-- G|--7-- D|--5-- D|--4-- D|--5-- D|--7-- A|--5-- A|--2-- A|--3-- A|--5-- E|--3-- E|----- E|----- E|----- F Dm Dm G e|--3-- e|--0-- e|--0-- e|--2-- B|--3-- B|--0-- B|--1-- B|--3-- G|--0-- G|--0-- G|--2-- G|--2-- D|--0-- D|--2-- D|--2-- D|--0-- A|--2-- A|--2-- A|--0-- A|----- E|--3-- E|--0-- E|----- E|----- <Intro> F-III Dm F-III G-V <Verse 1> F-III You pull out your photos of
Your Dmwedding in the Spring F-III And you're confronted by your double chin G-V And your bald spot glistening
F-III You could get a membership
At the Dmfitness hut down the road, F-III Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down G-V And even give yourself a 'fro.
<Verse 2> F-III Your high school reunion
Is Dmcoming next Friday F-III And you know everyone will ask to see some G-V Pictures of the babies that you've made.
F-III But the problem is your kid's head is big.
I meanDm, we're talking "Alien" size here. F-III Well, just cut and paste a hat, or at least a doo rag G-V And it won't seem so severe.
<Chorus> (G-V) F Dm Photoshop your memories.
A Dmpicture's worth a thousand words, So a Gfew white lies shouldn't hurt.
<Verse 3> F-III Your birthday, this past Monday,
Was a Dmfun day, except for one thing: F-III Your mother-in-law, who makes your skin crawl, G-V Stuck her face in every frame.
F-III You'd prefer to remember
That Dmday without her tattooed brows. F-III The simplest solution: decrease the resolution G-V And crop that woman out.
<Chorus> (G-V) F Dm Photoshop your memories.
DmYour real life may be sub-par, But you can Gbe who you want people to think you are.
<Bridge> (G) F-III Make yourself thin.
Give yourself Dmabs. F-III Remove that mole. G-V Say "No" to crack.
(G-V) F-III Say you went to the Alps
In a luxury Dmcar F-III With a Swedish Model. G-V Just be who you want people to think you are.
<Outro/Chorus> (G-V) F Dm Photoshop your memories.
A Dmpicture's worth a thousand words So a Gfew white lies shouldn't hurt. F