Rhett & Link - New years resolution song

^FWorking out, losing weight ^BbMaybe using tanning spray ^FBecoming more attractive in ^Bbgeneral ^FReading more, watching less ^BbLearning all the rules for chess ^FBecoming somewhat smarter in ^Bbgeneral ^FEating fish, not fingernails ^BbVolunteer to save the whales ^FBecoming a better guy in ^Bbgeneral ^FSaving more, spending less ^BbYes I will wax my chest ^FDating more girls in ^Bbgeneral

But not this ^Cyear. No ^Bbthis year is ^Fdifferent As different as a gaz^Celle. Yes, a gaz^Bbelle from a ^Fdeer After ^Call these failed reso^Bblutions My ^Ffuture is clear, the ^Cfuture is near

Just for^Fget those reso^Alutions you ^BbKnow that you are ^Cnever gonna do And a^Fdopt a more real^Aistical view By comm^Bbitting to things that come ^Ceasily to you Like ^Feat at least one ^Avalue meal a ^Bbweek ^C Or ^Fput the correct ^Ashoes on the correct ^Bbfeet ^C just ^Bbraise the bar to walk ^Ceffortlessly under^Fneath

Just ^Fface the fact you've ^Aalways thought Those ^Bbresolutions ^Cdon't mean squat And ^Fsettle in to a ^Acomfortable spot Em^Bbbrace all the things you ^Cknow you are not ^FHit the snooze, roll ^Aover, then re^Bbpeat ^{C F}Make large purchases ^Athen lose the re^Bbceipts ^C Just ^Bbraise the bar to walk ^Ceffortlessly under^Fneath