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Intro: F Am A#m C
FDo... do you remember back In mAmiddle school
A#mWhen my trunks fell down CAt the pool
FEveryone laughed AmExcept for you
A#mYou just let me hold you CIn my bedroom
FOur freshman year When Julie AmMcKnight
A#mDumped me because of CMy overbite
FI cried all night All oAmver you
A#mYou didn't seem to mind CMy tears or my drool
FI could always hold you tAmight A#m[ My favorite pillCow ]
FSo soft so cool on your other siAmde A#m[ My favorite pillCow ]
FIn my eyes you've been nothing but classy Am A#mBut everybody's saying you're nasty C
FFull of fungus it can't be trAmue A#mLaden with bacteria, no, not yoCu
FBut the thing that AmDid it did me in
A#mI learned you're full of CDust mite excrement
FAnd those dead skin cells AmMay be mine
A#mBut knowing what's in you CI can't sleep at night
FWe've been through both thick and thin Am A#m[ Because you are a pillow ] C
FIt's hard to say this is the end Am A#m[ my favorite pillCow ]
FIt's not me, it's definitely you Am A#m[ I'll get a new pilClow ]
FYou are a body fluid sponge and we're through... Am A#m[ I'm getting a new yCou ]