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This is my Dex

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ercise bike It's got a lot of featuresA t

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hat I like Like a sDea

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t and pedals for my feet andG h

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andlebars for me to hold on to (That's all pretty standard)
This is my Dex

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ercise bike You ought to see just hAow

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fast I ride Look at mDe

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going faster than the speed G

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of a pregnant cheetah (How pregnant? -Half pregnant.)
BmIt's like I'm riding in the Tour de France GBut in his mind that's what he means BmDon't need no drugs to boost my performance GJust test his pee, you'll see he's clean BmGot to the top, totally on my own GHe's a man of his words BmNo that's not a syringe of human growth hormones GIt's happy gerbil herbs (Herbs.) This is just my eDxe

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rcise bike The resistance goes from Alo

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w to high and when it's Dhi

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gh it makes it seem like I G

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am going up an incline (well yeah, that's generally how they work.)
BmYou need to stop it with your accusing GHe's just a natural athlete BmNo, I'm not getting a blood transfusion GIt's just a bag of pudding BmAnd look at this ball, it's not deflated at all GPlus, it's irrelevant to this conversation BmAnd no, I didn't send my cousin to the Congo to extract the GDNA of a gorilla and then formulate it into a sports drink, which I personally endorse (It's called Gorillergy)
This is just my Dex

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ercise bike~