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Before you play: I tabbed this song because I love Rhett and Link. My closest friends and I have a YouTube channel, (www.youtube.com/vloganthem) and we all love the musical talents and comedy of Rhett and link. it would be great if you could check us out, if you have the time. Here's the tab/chords: Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWj42BxDXCU (* means a quick strum on the chord change.) NO CAPO [Rhett & Link talking] Hey Whatcha doing? Driving, whatcha doing? Driving and texting.. Hmmm. Are you sure you should be doing that? [Link]
Yes, because. I'm a Gtextpert An Fexpert at texting C Am *F* Rejecting the notion that you think I'll be wrecking GDue to the fact that I'm disFtracted?! C Am *F* I multi-task best behind the wheel when I get textually active
GYOU should keep both eyes on the Froad, sir. For real C Am *F* You'll look down, look up and end up in the trunk of another automobile GLeave it to a pro. Be incoFmmunicado C Am *F* G Until you get to where you need to go, this conversation's O. Ver
[Rhett & Link talking]
NFo it isn't? Yes it Cis Am *F* No it isn't!
[Rhett]
Cause I'm a Gtextpert! An exFpert at texting CPressing, my keypad when my Amcar's not Fresting GI can divide my aFttention up C Am *F* I got so much attention, I've got an eleven-tion
GWith one eye on the road; one Feye on my phone C Am *F* I texted-in this drive-thru order for my latte and scone Thank you Now I'm-n-a Gtext-n-eat-n-sip-n-Fdip and shift C Am *F* It in to D and then chin-drive home
[Hook: Rhett & Link]
GI'm a textpert F A textin' traveler who Cdoesn't need a chauffeur-Ameur-eur-Feur-eur GI'm a textpert F Don't worry, noCbody's gonna get hurtAm-urt-urtF-urt-urt
[Link]
SomeGtimes I text Fboth sides of a conversation C Am *F* Cause it's tough to keep up with my text-ual pacing On rare Goccasion, when I've got nothing to Ftext about C Am *F* I text myself reminders of what I'm doing now
[Rhett]
I Gcarry on, more conFcurrent conversations C Am *F* Than one phone alone is prone to accept So, I've GTested and perfected my Fpatented method: C Am *F* The second handset hands-free toe text
[Link]
I Gride with my FSwedish Masseuse C Am *F* She gimme deep tissue thumb shiatzu
[Rhett]
My Gyogi shows me hand Fyoga poses, like: C Am *F* Downward Facing Pinky and Thumb Lotus
[Link] G *F* I'll never stoop so low, as to text photos C Am *F* Instead I text the correct combo of 1's and 0's [Rhett]
I'm an Gartiste! Using FASCII! C Am *F* I just texted this toad to an art gallery
[Link]
GI text more, than the next borFed pre-pubescent tween! C Am *F* In fact I've text-induced my own second puberty!
[Rhett]
GHow does that work exactly? [Link] F C *Am* Everything that happened before is happening some more That's all I'm comfortable sharing at this time...
[Rhett]
I gave a Glift to a drifter! F And texted his estranged Csister Am *F* And now I'm hostin' em here for dinner!
[Link]
Well Gdid I mention I'm a Ftext-itrician? C Am *F* A next-gen OB/GYN, a Lamaze text-nician
[Rhett]
Well, GI'm the next Dr. Phil of FSMS [Link] C Am *F* I'm poppin' out babies with the power of text!
[Hook]
GI'm a textpert F A textin' traveler who Cdoesn't need a chauffeur-Ameur-eur-Feur-eur
[Rhett and Link talking] G | G By the way, where're you headed son? | (I'm a textpert) F | F Headed West on 421 | (Don't worry,) 421? | C | C Uh-huh | (Nobody's gonna get hurt) West?! | Am | Am Yes. You? | (-urt-urt-) F | F Me? I'm headed... | (-urt-urt) G (if you want a punctual ending) [CRASH] (subscribe to RhettandLink and Vloganthem!)